Wise Words of wisdom

These are Jobba the Hut's wise words of wisdom. Enjoy

If you are sent a package of cookies from a man named Bobby McBobby, I would suggest changing your name to Paco Rodreguiez and going to your local bus station. Under the welcome mat right inside the door, there is a piece of paper with the locker combonation for Locker #265. When you unlock the door, there is a airplane ticket to Europe. That is all you need. From there, a oompa-loopa will guide you.